My first spider of the day came around 6pm. I had just made myself a bagel sandwich (cream cheese and ham in the middle), and I was in the middle of enjoying it while watching an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm in our living room. Lo and behold, a movement catches my eye. I see the spider moving towards the bathroom, so I grabbed a jewel CD case and pressed it flat side down on top of the spider. This obviously wasn't going to be enough pressure to kill it, and I knew that. I quickly picked up the case and dug the corner of it into the spider's body, essentially killing it. I obviously didn't have a chance to take a picture of it alive, so here it is dead.
Time passes, and 11pm comes around. I'm hungry again. The bagel sandwich was a winner earlier, so why try to fix something that isn't broken. Is it broke or broken? Anyways. In the kitchen, at the toaster waiting for my bagels to pop up. I walked over to the table where my orange juice was sitting to take a sip, and on my way I noticed a spider underneath the table. The same table that I was JUST STANDING BY FOR AT LEAST ONE MINUTE. My weapon of choice this time was a box of rice. I was tempted to throw the whole box away, but it was still good so I just wiped the spider guts off onto a plastic bag. Here are it's contents.
Daily Spider Count: 2
Weekly Spider Count: 2
Overall Feeling: Down but not out
2 comments:
i'm ridiculously intrigued by this idea...
/bookmarked
you have way too much time on your hands
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