Showing posts with label naughty bits. Show all posts
Showing posts with label naughty bits. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 20th 2008

Spiders love food. Or rather, they love it when I am eating food.

My first spider of the day came around 6pm. I had just made myself a bagel sandwich (cream cheese and ham in the middle), and I was in the middle of enjoying it while watching an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm in our living room. Lo and behold, a movement catches my eye. I see the spider moving towards the bathroom, so I grabbed a jewel CD case and pressed it flat side down on top of the spider. This obviously wasn't going to be enough pressure to kill it, and I knew that. I quickly picked up the case and dug the corner of it into the spider's body, essentially killing it. I obviously didn't have a chance to take a picture of it alive, so here it is dead.


Time passes, and 11pm comes around. I'm hungry again. The bagel sandwich was a winner earlier, so why try to fix something that isn't broken. Is it broke or broken? Anyways. In the kitchen, at the toaster waiting for my bagels to pop up. I walked over to the table where my orange juice was sitting to take a sip, and on my way I noticed a spider underneath the table. The same table that I was JUST STANDING BY FOR AT LEAST ONE MINUTE. My weapon of choice this time was a box of rice. I was tempted to throw the whole box away, but it was still good so I just wiped the spider guts off onto a plastic bag. Here are it's contents.


Daily Spider Count: 2
Weekly Spider Count: 2
Overall Feeling: Down but not out