Friday, September 5th 2008

I bring good news to myself, and bad news to anyone who reads this blog. 

We have fleas in our house. Apparently to some people, fleas > spiders when it comes to their level of annoying. This fallacy has led to the purchase of a Raid Bomb. A Raid Bomb is an object that sits in a room and sprays a lot of poisonous gas into the air, killing bugs such as fleas, spiders, ants, etc. This bomb will be going off tomorrow in the early afternoon. If all goes as planned, our house will temporarily be spider-free, and consequently will become extremely livable and a safe haven for the brand new worry-free Stephen. 

Guys. I really hope this works. 

Daily Spider Count: 0
Weekly Spider Count: 4
Overall Feeling: What's 7 multiplied by 0? The amount of spiders I hope to see next week.

2 comments:

Lucas.Carter said...

no updates in almost a week?

i'm a bit nervous for the continuation of spidercount

elizabeth said...

i second that!