Hey guys, Stephen here. I haven't seen any spiders since my last update and so my life has been really awesome. I've basically just been throwing parties at Harmon St. to celebrate this occasion, so sucks for you if you haven't been invited because they've been real ragers. But setting my killer hangover aside for a second, let me tell you about one of the times in my life that I'm most proud of. This story involves me stepping out of character for a couple moments, so bear with me.
It was Cornerstone 2006. Every year we went to Cornerstone beginning in 2004, our good friend John Klotz came along with us. Now, if you thought I was scared of spiders, then you haven't seen anything. In order to attend Cornerstone, Klotz would have to buy a can of spider killing spray. The only problem with this spray was it had a picture of a spider on it! So of course, in order for him to buy it, the picture had to be scratched off first. That is just giving you an idea of how scared of spiders this guy is.
So I've never really had a problem with daddy long-legs. They aren't really spiders, they are slow, and for some reason they've never bugged me. They still scare the shit out of Klotz though. So at Cornerstone I found a big fat daddy long-leg creature, picked it up, and walked up behind him. Holding the bug right beside his head I said, "Klotz bro."
"Fuck you bro!" and he immediately ran away.
It was awesome.
Winter is soon to be upon us and if I were a spider there is only one place I would want to be in the winter, and that is inside a house. I hope that I think the exact opposite of how a spider thinks, and the spiders play outside in the snow all winter because it's already bad enough that I'm going to be cold. I don't want to have to see spiders too.
Daily Spider Count: 0
Weekly Spider Count: 0
Overall Feeling: Yeah bro
